I realized something today;
- I will never fit in with women hunters because I don’t hunt.
- I will never fit in with wives of hunters because I don’t complain about my husband hunting.
After reviewing my Google Analytics, I realized I’m not part of the hunting wives club. Or wives of hunters club. I’ll just never fit in with either side. I’m the loner. No wonder I lay around during hunting season. No one wants to be with me. I’m the loser that lays around watching loves movies and eats. And naps. And eats.
Google Analytics can provide you with lots of information about your site and what others searched on Google that got them to your site. This is what some wives searched and how they got to my site.
The Wives of Hunters Club:
Wives against husbands hunting – This wife or wives were on my site for about 20 minutes. They were stalking me. And probably talking behind my computer screen. “Is she crazy? She will ruin it for all of us.”
Check list for wives to give to husbands – My husband is a big boy and doesn’t need my check list. He has his own. Well except I do insist on one thing. He has to wash his own whities.
Fat lazy hunting husbands – I don’t have one of those. Sometimes I wish I did. It’s hard pretending to be busy when your husband is doing all the work.
How to tell your wife you’re going hunting – I’m going hunting.
The Hunting Wives Club:
I love that I’m a better hunter than my husband – That is really mean to say. You probably hurt your husband’s feelings.
My fish is bigger than my husband’s fish – I love when that happens and you bounce around the boat rubbing it in.
My hunting wife eats fireflies – What in the bug juice? Excuse me, your teeth sure are glowing today. What do you use?
Have a wonderful weekend all … I’ll forever be a loner.
Cute Image from: Firefly Graphics