Last week, after I wrote about voodoo dolls, I had several friends come out of the woodwork admitting to pin poking voodoo dolls. So I thought, well if they have one, what harm is there to having a voodoo doll. Witch-like stuff scared me because I always thought it would somehow come back and haunt me or that I’d open the door to evil and an evil aura would surround me for the rest of my life. But obviously I was of the minority of not rocking a voodoo doll. So I decided, I seriously need a voodoo doll.
So I searched Etsy because I thought I’d find a really cute and creative one.
And OH MY GAWD
If that isn’t the cutest and most creative voodoo doll I don’t know what is.
So yesterday morning, while I was getting ready for work, I was having Deathany voodoo thoughts …
- Maybe if I get a Barbie it wouldn’t be as bad as having Deathany.
- I could rat her hair up. Like I electrocuted her.
- Dress her how I’d like. Barbie has a huge wardrobe.
- Come up with a name like Barbie-doo.
- Write about her once a week.
- Adventures with my Barbie-doo.
But I would never poke her with pins.
That is hateful.
And would hurt.
My Barbie-doo would experience a different type of being voodoo’ed from my reaction to her actions.
OH MY GAWD! Would you PLEASE shut your mouth already!
And then I’d tape Barbie-doo’s mouth with duct tape.
The possibilities were endless!
This chick could seriously rock her own blog.
So, on my morning commute, I thought …
I am so running into Walmart to get a Barbie.
And duct tape.
Wonder what the cashier would think?
WT … is she planning?
To be continued …
Have a wonderful day all … I’m off to counseling!