Excited Outdoor Camper Girl: Umm … I think I’d like to go camping.
I’ve never been camping. Ever. I don’t even know what people do when camping. And my husband knows this.
Debbie Downer Husband: Jody, you will never last camping.
Which is probably true. Because I’ve never been camping. But I might like camping. People go camping all the time and seem to like it. That’s why they go back every weekend.
What are you guys doing this weekend?
Oh, going camping.
So if I have friends that like camping, I might like camping. And not that I ever asked what they do camping because when they say, “Oh, going camping” I normally think to myself, “Eww camping”. But I would never say, “Eww camping” out loud. So I hurry and change the subject.
Excited Outdoor Camper Girl: Well I would like to go camping.
And this is when my husband tries to convince me camping is not for me.
Debbie Downer Husband: What are you gonna do camping?
And this is when you really want to do something so you talk really fast in order to convince the other person your idea is a good idea and you know what you’re talking about. When you really don’t.
Excited Outdoor Naked Camper Girl: I don’t know-sit by the fire-have beer-go skinny dipping.
And that was it.
That’s all I had.
How in the burnt smores would I know.
I’ve never been camping.
Have a good day all … and if you ask me, that would be a fun time at camp.
And Debbie Downer is not invited.