Today I was doing a search for items for my husband’s birthday, which is October 31^st.  Yep, Halloween.  My lil monster.  In any event, over the years, I have been a big contributor to a lot of his hunting inventory.  So this year I thought I would try to find something really different.

I began searching the internet to see what I could find.  There is always something out of the ordinary that you can find online.  I just couldn’t believe how much stuff is made in camouflage.  It is just amazing.  They have the normal everyday clothing, rifles, bedding, bath accessories.  Some items I just couldn’t help but laugh.  Here is a list of those items I found humor in;

1. Camouflage clogs.  Yes, those clogs or croks that everyone is wearing these days because they are comfortable.  If you ask anyone wearing them they will admit they are ugly but they are comfortable. And yes, they now have them in camouflage. 

2. Camouflage ties.  I have never seen a camouflage tie before until today.  Those that wear ties would most likely be businessmen.  Is a businessman actually going to wear a camouflage tie to one of his meetings?  Need I say more?

3. Camouflage toilet seat.  Ok, I know I have seen this before but I still find it funny with matching toilet paper.  If I actually had to sit on one of those I would think I was sitting in the woods.  Eww.

4. Camouflage t-shirts.  These are the shirts that most hunters have that have the Big Buck on it and Boobs.  You know the saying “Deer hunting….find a big rack and mount it.”  Does my husband have one, NO. J

5. Camouflage lingerie.  I have seen it before, but not to this extent.  My goodness, anything imaginable is made with camouflage, even a thong.   

I do not own a piece of camouflage.  But maybe I need to add it to my wardrobe after eating all of that pizza while Mark is gone.  I might need to camouflage myself. J

I think I will have to do more research to find the perfect gift for Mark.