Those who read my blog are very familiar with the fact that I never get to drive the boat. Whether it’s the fishing boat or the pontoon you will not see me in the driver’s seat. My husband loves to be the driver and seems to always ignore my begging and whining. It isn’t that he doesn’t trust my driving because I’m usually the driver around town. I think it’s the manly man thing. It’s a boat and guys drive boats.
After the first couple of days of fishing, I hadn’t given much thought about driving. We were catching a lot of fish and that was keeping me occupied. Our fishing goal was to find the crappie. To find crappie we were hitting brush piles near the shore. Now, to do this with ease you need to have a trolley motor that you guide with your foot that makes your boat move slowly along the shore. Ours was having a bit of a problem and Mark was tired of messing with it. He was getting quite a few bites and needed to fish.
Mark: Jody, get in the drivers seat.
Jody: Me? (Pause) Why? (Pause) What did you say?
Mark: I need you to drive the boat and when I say go back, go back, when I say go forward you need to go forward. Slower, a bit faster, etc. Hurry up sit down.
Jody’s thoughts as she starts to sweat and slowly make her way to the driver’s seat: WT?! Is this like driving a car? How do I make it go faster, slower, turn, stop, grrr. Could he have at least taken the time to show me how to drive in open water? Now is not the time to have your wife learn how to drive the boat while your husband is in serious fishing mode. Is this a test? If something breaks it will be my fault. Where the hell is his helmet cause if he flies out of this boat I am going to be in big trouble.
Jody: We can fish somewhere else if you’d like - I’m really not in the mood to drive.
Mark: Would you sit down. You’re fine. Drive.
Jody: Fine but after all this pressure I’m driving in open water.
While Mark fished and gave instructions, I made my way back and forth along the shoreline without incident. Mark said a few “STOP STOP STOP GO BACK” “GO FORWARD” “NO GO BACK” and I said a few “FOR THE LOVE OF DEER MAKE UP YOUR MIND”.
This is serious fishing mode:

This is a girl who gets to drive a boat:
