Friday’s Goofy Googler - Wife or Boat
Before I get to my Goofy Googler I wanted to thank Matt at Bright Idea Outdoors Weblog. Matt held a contest as to who could guess how many miles he would travel for the week and how much money he would spend on gas and I won a gas card! What a great contest and thanks again Matt. It is greatly appreciated!
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Now for my goofy googlers who searched specific keywords in google and found The Hunter’s Wife site.
Scary fish beside my boat - If you see a scary looking fish beside your boat - move your boat.
How not to ruin a fishing hole - Don’t tell your wife where it’s at. She will think she’s being helpful and tell all the other fishermen/fisherwomen, the men/women at the bait shop and any other person she thinks fishes.
Wife or boat -Wife or boat? Hmm wife or boat? Let me think. Wife or boat? Boat! No wife would want a man who can’t decide between her or a boat.
Which direction do you drive a boat going out on a lake - You don’t. If you don’t know your way around the lake, please don’t take the boat out yourself.
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June 13th, 2008 at 5:19 am
I’m always so surprised to see what is being googled and ends up on your site. So funny.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:03 am
I can’t go run trotlines on the river with my husband anymore because scary fish get caught on the trotline and if I’m there I have to help get them off the trotline… I was so traumatized the last time that I decided I can’t go anymore if that is what he is going to do - I’ll stick to bass, crappie, trout and walleye fishing thank you very much!
June 13th, 2008 at 6:42 am
I love the goofy googlers as well. It is always interesting to see what search words landed someone at your site.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:11 am
I love the goofy googler posts. You’re exactly right too, if your husband can’t choose between you and his boat than you need a new husband.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am
I just choked on coffee. FireDad is equally amused.
And he just said, “I don’t know, I might take the wife.”
I said, “Why?”
He said, “I dunno.”
Goofus, I’d like you to know why you chose me! HA!
June 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I’ve wandered onto your blog, and I instantly loved it b/c of your header. So funny. Seriously, great blog.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Love Fridays…seems like I say this on this blog every Friday! Your comments about the goofy googlers just top it off…thanks for making me laugh - even if I didn’t get to it till Tuesday!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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